lesson #43 you’ve taught me:
nowhere else do i feel so small and replaceable. nowhere else do i assert myself with my asshole optometrist by saying, “you know, i know how to speak english. you don’t have to talk to me like i’m an idiot.” he immediately perked up and started being infinitely nicer. you gotta ask for what you need here lest you get trampled.
yours truly,
fuck-face
